With Trump circling Greenland like Hitler circled Poland, I imagine a world in which United Airlines establishes a hub from Nuuk.

United Airlines has announced that it will establish a hub from Nuuk, Greenland, as it looks to gear up operations to key destinations in the Russian Empire after the Department of War’s successful military campaign to annex the former Danish territory, adding the vast Arctic island as the 51st US state.
Speaking to reporters while announcing the news alongside Department of Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy and Henry “Enrique” Tarrio, the recently-appointed head of the U.S. Colonial Office, Kirby beamed over the opportunity, stating, “Comrade Trump has delivered America the greatest geopolitical expansion since the Louisiana Purchase. As the flag carrier of the United States, United Airlines looks forward to establishing direct service from the newest U.S. territory to our allies in the Russian Empire and beyond.”
A great solo travel tip spotted this week on Live and Let's Fly.