I don’t usually cover these kinds of stories, but I have never seen anything quite like this…
Well, a Reddit post flags one of the strangest ACARS messages that I’ve ever seen, which involves a redeye flight on March 27, 2026. Specifically, this happened on JetBlue flight B62858, from Phoenix (PHX) to Fort Lauderdale (FLL). I’ll let the message speak for itself (while removing commas):
I wonder if the response would have been different if it was a woman masturbating.
A great solo travel tip spotted this week on One Mile at a Time.





